Endless BS thread

[timbo]

I mowed the yard yesterday.
I have never been drunk or high my 43 years and never will.
My dog likes to chase the light from a flashlight.
I live a mile from work.
I think I could live on reese's cups and coca-cola.

[rustybeercan]

I wish I could remember when I started going into the other room for something and forgot what it was by the time I got there.

I wonder if I'll ever finish my current project?

I wonder if there will ever be a RRR get together, car show or reunion?

I wonder why spammers don't get a real life!

I wonder if I could ever catch up to Gastrick on post count?

I wonder if I'll catch one of those surprised mouses in my mouse trap?

Beercan

[Sniper]

I had a tooth ache once.

[Bonehead]

Originally Posted by TBARA Wildchild

Oh where do I start!!?? I'm BORED!! Can't drive,Take 10min. walk around block, Take pills I'm BORED!!!! Take 10min walk aroundblock(it's something to do,Neighbors get to laugh at my funny walk!!)Oh Did I tell you I'm BORED!!!
Can't lift any thing more than a coffee mug!! But not in previous pain just that from the surgery.Please I'm not feeling sorry for my self just trying to be funny!!! Cause did I tell you I'm BORED!!!
Doug

After my back surgery I was bored. I couldn't concentrate on books because of the pain pills, and my eyes would not focus anyway. I understand bored. Hang in there, my back is almost good as new.

[rockb1]

Originally Posted by Bonehead

I forgot about tan..... wouldn't be terrible to be replaced by a m&m and everybody forgot about you?

that would feel really bad to be packaged with all of the rest of the m&m's for such a long time and then one day poof no one remembers you.

Im bored too. My job is lame. It pays the bills righ now and beats being unemployed.

I can afford to build a rat rod on the pay im getting so it isnt all bad.

I need a vacation, I really need a vacation its been too long since I went anywhere for a long period of time.

And a RRR car show would be sweet I wonder if it will ever happen

DP1 has the route 66 cruise wonder how many people im going to meet on that??

[BadRATT]

Never been on vacation....NEVER.Been working since I was 8 and now I'm.....forgot...
Love the fact I am finding out how to build a car from the ground up...I HATE the learning process.
I HATE EBAY..
Lived in some REALLY weird houses...last one had 7 light switches in a row...no one knew what they did..
killed 2 mice at once in one trap..were they surprised...so was I.
I hate blue M&Ms...

[gassersgarage]

I get up every morning a 4:30 am whether I'm working or not.

I drink decaf in the morning in case I get a chance to sleep at work.

Nothing going on at work. Took a 1 hour nap. Good thing I drink decaf.

Went home at 12 noon to feed my mother-n-law.

Helped my mother-n-law back into bed after lunch.

Wait till she wakes up at 3 pm for a snack.

Help her back into bed at 3:30 pm.

Start preparing for dinner at 5 pm.

Feed mother-n-law dinner at 6 pm. Dessert at 6:30 pm

Put mother-n-law back into bed at 7 pm.

7:01 pm, pray for wife to hurry home before mother-n-law wakes again.

Oh, between each sentence, help her to the comode.

5 days a week, my life is over...................

[bob w]

Got a Standard Poodle pup a few weeks ago. Old people shouldn't have puppies. Too much energy.
12,000 cars this weekend at Back to the Fifties.
The chemical makeup of a Standard Poodle puppy is 50% pee & 50% poop.
I've got 8 cars in a 2 car garage.
Never meet an M&M I didn't like.
Rap music played very loud will keep mice away. I'd rather have the mice!

[rustybeercan]

Originally Posted by timbo

I have never been drunk.

Me either. Ok, ok, I lied!

Beercan

[earthman]

And i have never had a Reeses or drank a coke and never will

Who has seen a UFO?