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dutch · #**5201** 03-12-2023, 06:27 AM

hah...

I think Dumb is the word I was looking for... thanks!
I wonder how "I like the stance of the car" turned into "stancing the car"

bob w · #**5202** 03-12-2023, 10:36 AM

"Cammed" is another one.

forbigpicture · #**5203** 03-21-2023, 07:53 AM

Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night.
The waiter came and took their drink order.
"I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy.
"I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy.
"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy.
The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner.
"I want a nice big steak," said the first piggy.
"I want the salad plate," said the second piggy.
"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy.
The meals were brought out and a while later, the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.
"I want a banana split," said the first piggy.
"I want a root beer float," said the second piggy.
"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," exclaimed the third little piggy.
"Pardon me for asking," said the waiter to the third little piggy, "but why have you only ordered beer all evening?"
The third piggy says -
"Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!"

kenny c · #**5204** 03-21-2023, 04:43 PM

forbigpicture · #**5205** 03-23-2023, 07:52 AM

It was entertainment night at the Senior Citizen's Center. Claude the hypnotist explained to the audience, "I'm here to put you all in a trance. I intend to hypnotize each and every one of you." The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful, antique pocket watch from his coat. "I want all of you to keep your eyes on this watch. It is a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations."
He began to gently swing the watch back and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch..." The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, the light gleaming off its polished surface. A hundred pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch until suddenly...the chain broke. It slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor breaking into a hundred pieces. Claude yelled out, "Crap."
It took three days to clean up the Senior Citizen's Center and Claude was never invited back.