Endless BS thread

we normaly do a bunch of work for the state and forest service to poison them but this year we got a contract to dust each and every hole with flea powder kind of funny first they pay us to kill them and then later we save them more work for me i guess

lmfao.

dmw56 said:

My dad is German and my mother is Japaneese. I was outsourced in the USA.

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That's a bunch of BULL!!!

I took this picture on my trip to the Tejas hill country this weekend outside a big cattle operation... made outta car bumpers & other car/truck parts!

BoB

I dig it

Tripper said:

I took this picture on my trip to the Tejas hill country this weekend outside a big cattle operation... made outta car bumpers & other car/truck parts!

BoB

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Looks like someone took "Give 'em the chrome horn" a bit too literally!

Tripper there is a similar one in Alabama can't remember exactly where, its a chicken next time I go by I'll take a pic.

rainman said:

Tripper there is a similar one in Alabama can't remember exactly where, its a chicken next time I go by I'll take a pic.

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Rainman,
Kool... but u'll have to post that in the Endless CS thread!!!

BoB

No deer in my yard but they sure do live near the highway. They are dead all over the place. I do have rabbits and cats in my neighborhood. Its a great day when you wake up to a dead rabbit on your porch. Stupid cats arnt even mine and they bring me dead things.

I have a .22 and a .44 but im sure the city wouldnt like that

Why is it cats bring you dead stuff? Are they sharing the wealth, or showin' off?

Cats are showoffs!!!

Bonehead said:

Why is it cats bring you dead stuff? Are they sharing the wealth, or showin' off?

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Cats are definitely showing off!!! Once my cat killed & lined up a mother mouse & 2 baby mice on my porch next to the door & left me another mouse at the front door on Christmas morning! Anything that moved on our place was fair game & met the same fate!

BoB

Bonehead said:

Why is it cats bring you dead stuff? Are they sharing the wealth, or showin' off?

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Not really sure. I guess because I leave them food in the winter or its to taunt the dog. I know when they are hangin out on the porch though. My dog goes nuts.

Bonehead said:

Why is it cats bring you dead stuff? Are they sharing the wealth, or showin' off?

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Geez, mine bring dead stuff, usually all thats left to ID is internal organs, tail with legs, and sometimes a face....so far rabbits, rats, mice, and a gopher....oh and they usually leave em on my bathroom floor in the shop

batcat on the job

My dog brings me dead cats!

There use to be a book that sold at our Mall book store entitled "1001 Things To Do With A Flat Cat".

Ratcrazy said:

There use to be a book that sold at our Mall book store entitled "1001 Things To Do With A Flat Cat".

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Ha ha. ya there have been a few of those around the house too.

Fun fun fun

well she forgot all about the library
like she told her old man now

Didn't Suzanne Summers drive one just like that?

prettymuch, hers didn't have a parachute

no parachute, but 4 sure a pair of headlights!!!