Maybe you could turn a old local sheriff cruiser into a rat rod? I am thinking a huge front bumper (push guard) with a big supercharger sticking out of the hood, bubble gum machine, 12 " rear spoiler with "support your local sheriff" painted on the back with lots of surface rust on top and corners. The exhaust needs to exit out of the front fender or hood. Of course, you will need a huge antenna that is about 20 ' long with a big spring at the bottom. The back seat should look like a torture chamber with chains and handcuffs. With a car like that, you will be the hit at any sheriff's office. What do you think?