Just for laughs...enjoy!

[Reason 4]

THESE REALLY WORK....at making you smile!!

Do not, for any reason try #2....
#6 is my favorite!


1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.


2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.


3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.


4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.


5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.


6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE.
IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40.
IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.


7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.


DAILY THOUGHT:

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES -
NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING,
BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS...

 

[Tripper]

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES -
NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING,
BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS...

I really hope my wife's not reading the forum today!!!

 

[Reason 4]

I really hope my wife's not reading the forum today!!!

Are you telling us that you will be staying away from stairs Tripper?

 

[bob w]

With a name like Tripper, I'd be very careful around stairs.

 

[CR55]

With a name like Tripper, I'd be very careful around stairs.

I bustin up over here!.................CR

 

[Thunder1]

#2 on the list!!

We have arguments all the time about this sort of thing. My wife is the most disgusting housekeeper in the world! Every time I go to take a pee in the kitchen sink it's full of three day old dirty dishes!!!

2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.

Thunder

 

[Barber]

Do not, for any reason try #2....

Too late....

 

[Sam_Fear]

We have arguments all the time about this sort of thing. My wife is the most disgusting housekeeper in the world! Every time I go to take a pee in the kitchen sink it's full of three day old dirty dishes!!!

2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.

Thunder

Easy fix - get a dog and put the dishes on the floor. Or use a kiddie pool and a garden hose. Either way keeps the sink clear.

Are these helpful tips from the guys at ThereIFixedIt ?

 

[Bonehead]

I may be confused, but why would you #2 in the sink?

 

[cycledog]

good stuff.