There was a rich couple that lived behind the gates. The husband was a doctor and the wife was just a house wife. The location is an estate with horse property. Anyway, one night, the wife calls and says, "Help, help, my husband choked me!". I respond and have the husband step outside. I asked the wife what happened? She said her husband uses steroids (he looks like he uses "roids") and he is cheating on her. The husband was aslepp in the bedroom, so she walks in and accuses him of cheating on her. She said her husband got mad and began to choke her, so she called the police.
I go outside and ask the husband what happened? He said he was ound asleep when his wife jumped up on the bed and accused him of cheating on her. She began to punch him so he pushed her away.
I go back to the wife and ask, "Why doesn't your story match his?", she says, "I admit it, I hit him first!". I spin her around and handcuff her, meanwhile, she's saying, "But I'm the one who called!". I told her she was the primary aggressor and she was under arrest. I told her, next time think before you call. The husband is begging me to let his wife go. He will move out, I said sorry. He says, "Take me to jail instead!", I said sorry, no. The husband calls his attorney, who beats me to the station and bails her out.
6 months later, the husband calls and says, "Help, my wife stole my ring that I was going to give to my girlfriend!". I ask him are you still married. He said yes. I told him his wife couldn't steal from him since it's community property. He says, "WHAT????". I told him I guess his wife was right, get a divorce!.