Wifes rules to live by

[billy]

my wife has hard and fast rules about men
we have to be able to rebuild a lawnmower carburetor for instance
and when we were dating we were watching a scary movie and this guy got killed by the monster
wife-he deserved it
me- what? why?
wife- he was driving a vw and men should not drive girly cars
she has a buncha rules like that.
i was just informed that pt cruisers are in the same catagory and you have to be a l e s b i a n to drive a jeep liberty .


she cracks me up!

 

[Skip]

Musta' been one of those new VWs.

It's good to know what the rules are. Makes for a better relationship.

 

[Todd]

I have an HHR and I'm a lez be an. I must be good.

 

[Undercover Customs]

Sounds like you've got yourself a keeper

 

[billy]

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