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earthman
Fascinated by rolling objects!
That trophy girl...i mean my girlfriend was really tall in heels. You guys are soooo easy. [cl[cl
Got Rust?
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Nice trophy! I'd keep that one in the house.
smallfoot
He's rockin' the "Nuttin Special"!
Ha! I'd try that and the wife would have us both 6 feet under... and not even in the same plot
maverickmk
Rebel Rodder
An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr.Geezer's clinic. Get your treatment for $500, if not cured, get back $1,000."
Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000. So he went to Dr. Geezer's clinic.
Dr. Young: "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me ??"
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."
Dr. Young: Aaagh !! -- "This is Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."
Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money. Dr. Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
Dr. Young: "Oh, no you don't, -- that is Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."
Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days. Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak ---I can hardly see anything!!!!
Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so, here's your $1000." (giving him a $10 bill)
Dr. Young: "But this is only $10!
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back!; That will be $500."
Moral of story -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an "old Geezer".
Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000. So he went to Dr. Geezer's clinic.
Dr. Young: "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me ??"
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."
Dr. Young: Aaagh !! -- "This is Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."
Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money. Dr. Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
Dr. Young: "Oh, no you don't, -- that is Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."
Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days. Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak ---I can hardly see anything!!!!
Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so, here's your $1000." (giving him a $10 bill)
Dr. Young: "But this is only $10!
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back!; That will be $500."
Moral of story -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an "old Geezer".
earthman
Fascinated by rolling objects!
earthman
Fascinated by rolling objects!
bob w
Still crazy after all these years!
Willowbilly3
A *real* tin magnet
Love that sound, after I got past the dooshy redhead man bun
earthman
Fascinated by rolling objects!
You are always surprising me Bob. 
Love those horns.
Love those horns.
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earthman
Fascinated by rolling objects!
Kids nowadays
He's 15, she's 14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFH9LQLGNbk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoaB7jY2zv8
He's 15, she's 14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFH9LQLGNbk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoaB7jY2zv8
earthman
Fascinated by rolling objects!
Willowbilly3
A *real* tin magnet
Great talent. She's like a cross between Sade and Amy Winehouse,lol.
bob w
Still crazy after all these years!
A couple girl singer I like:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwGSAFarHRg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FikZwgj89HI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwGSAFarHRg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FikZwgj89HI
Willowbilly3
A *real* tin magnet
8literbeater
Well-known member
PMJ is playing at Mesa Arts Center, December 8th.
8literbeater
Well-known member
The local community college is going to offer a class to allow students to build their own electric guitars in class. I'm glad to see it. I actually remember when people learned to build stuff in school. Nowadays they seem to just teach people how to scam somebody else out of enough money to order something from China through Amazon.
http://rinomazzucco.wix.com/ele100
http://rinomazzucco.wix.com/ele100
earthman
Fascinated by rolling objects!
Was just on ebay looking for an IH emblem. OMG! They start at $100.
