Endless BS thread

[Old Iron]

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[earthman]

Oh geeeze....I thought this was a video of 23 yr old women LOL

I had nothing to add to that thread Coup. Women gave up on me long ago.

 

[forbigpicture]

 

[Old Iron]

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[earthman]

 

[smallfoot]

Well hell, just spewed drink on my screen...Good one![cl[cl[cl

 

[Old Iron]

 

[forbigpicture]

I recently spent $6,500 on this registered Black Angus bull. I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow. I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth. Anyway......I had the Vet come and take a look at him. He said,, the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young.
so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day. The bull started to service the cows within two days……. all my cows! He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbor's cows! He's like a machine! I don't know what was in the pills the Vet gave him ... but they kind of taste like peppermint.

 

[smallfoot]

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[GJunktionMike]

Man starting to feel like Rip Van Winkle, I leave you guys alone for just a minute and you change everything.

 

[billy]

I’m going to build a car (again)
I’m thinking 1920s type race car.
Fenderless topless no doors and a tiny windshield

 

[Old Iron]

Glad you folks are showing back up

 

[earthman]

 

[dutch]

hey guys welcome back! I saw Torchie was online too ,earlier today....

 

[bruno]

I’m going to build a car (again)
I’m thinking 1920s type race car.
Fenderless topless no doors and a tiny windshield

What ever happened to your military truck?

 

[MercuryMac]

Hello Billy, good to hear from you.

 

[forbigpicture]

A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie.
The genie said, "OK. You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah. This is the fourth time this month and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about three. You only get one wish!"
The man sat and thought about it for a while and said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I'm scared to fly, and I get very seasick. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii, so I can drive over there to visit?"
The genie laughed and said, "That's impossible. Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of how much concrete...how much steel!! No, think of another wish."
The man said OK and tried to think of a really good wish.
Finally, he said, "I've been married and divorced four times. My wives always said that I don't care and that I'm insensitive. So, I wish that I could understand women....know how they feel inside and what they're thinking when they give me the silent treatment....know why they're crying, know what they really want when they say 'nothing'....know how to make them truly happy...."
The genie asked, "Do you want that bridge two lanes or four?"

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[forbigpicture]

 

[earthman]

Old man story alert FBP. I was in a club where an author of a couple of books i had read was sitting in the first row. He would wad dollar bills into little balls and throw them up on the floor of the stage. The dancer would stoop to pick them up but if looks could kill...

 

[bob w]

Old man story alert FBP. I was in a club where an author of a couple of books i had read was sitting in the first row. He would wad dollar bills into little balls and throw them up on the floor of the stage. The dancer would stoop to pick them up but if looks could kill...

Bob's Rules for Survival, No. 9- Treat club dancing girls with respect