hotrod preacher
"Official RRR Chaplain"
young minds bent on hotrodding don't need encouragement.........
guidance maybe, but encouragement, no..........
guidance maybe, but encouragement, no..........
Endless BS thread
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Davidhud29
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There's a man who loves what he does!
moronthethrottle
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hotrod preacher
"Official RRR Chaplain"
snakes.....i hate snakes
the other day a snake tried to come into my shop---thru the exhaust fan that just happened to be on!
needless to say it didn't make it in, the fan knocked him around a few times and then the snake fell out to the outside, and NO i didn't go looking for it!
just a few minutes ago, my kid comes in saying there's a snake out in the yard well i really didn't want a kid to get bit, but i wasnt' crazy about the idea of goin out after it......but i did...those buggers get mean when you try to hack them into pieces with a garden hoe! i won this battle, thanks to the kid bringing me the heavy hardware--a shovel
did i mention, i HATE SNAKES!!!!!!!!!
the other day a snake tried to come into my shop---thru the exhaust fan that just happened to be on!
needless to say it didn't make it in, the fan knocked him around a few times and then the snake fell out to the outside, and NO i didn't go looking for it!
just a few minutes ago, my kid comes in saying there's a snake out in the yard
well i really didn't want a kid to get bit, but i wasnt' crazy about the idea of goin out after it......but i did...those buggers get mean when you try to hack them into pieces with a garden hoe! i won this battle, thanks to the kid bringing me the heavy hardware--a shoveldid i mention, i HATE SNAKES!!!!!!!!!
CR55
It's just a little surface rust!
When I find them, I send them off to a far better place! (usually in 2 pieces!)....CR
..CR29desoto
Well-known member
HRP!
A riding lawmower does a better job, and you get more distance out of it!
My Craftman can sling a snake half a mile!
Plus, if you have to chase it around, the lawn gets mowed.
A riding lawmower does a better job, and you get more distance out of it!
My Craftman can sling a snake half a mile!
Plus, if you have to chase it around, the lawn gets mowed.
dmw56
Busted and Rusted on Route 66
I'd rather have snakes than disease carrying rodents any day!
fuzz
Livin' the rat roddin' lifestyle
We have 5 cats, no rodents therefore no snakes!!..[cl
CR55
It's just a little surface rust!
I have 3 cats and live across from a lake with the overflow creek being 2 sides of my property line, I'm run out with those things! True about the cats and rodents. I've even seen mine chasing and catching black snakes, but I guess they're slacking a bit !!!!!...CR
hotrod preacher
"Official RRR Chaplain"
the rodent thing might be a possibility--but i really think this snake was just a confused water snake
there's a creek not far from our place here...and we just put up one of those "do - it - yourself pool kits" with some water leaking out around from a filter hose--and that's where we found this rascal! maybe we won't find any more.......did i mention i hate snakes!!!
there's a creek not far from our place here...and we just put up one of those "do - it - yourself pool kits" with some water leaking out around from a filter hose--and that's where we found this rascal! maybe we won't find any more.......did i mention i hate snakes!!!
timbo
Well-known member
I do too. Somthing without arms or legs that can catch you and choke you just aint right.
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shakey56
Well-known member
Shhhhhhh!
And you can't hear any footsteps!!!
Shakey
And you can't hear any footsteps!!!
Shakey
hotrod preacher
"Official RRR Chaplain"
also reemeber its "biblical" to hate snakes--that serpent got us into this mess!!
Willowbilly3
A *real* tin magnet
also reemeber its "biblical" to hate snakes--that serpent got us into this mess!!
Ahh, but only because we let it.
Davidhud29
Well-known member
Mexican translation
Ok so it's probably a bit racist. But it's still funny.
1. *Cheese*
The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but cheese fat.
2. *Mushroom*
When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.
3. *Shoulder*
My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I shoulder.
4. * Texas *
My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!
5. *Herpes*
Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.
6. *July*
Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!
7. *Rectum*
I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!
8. *Chicken*
I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.
9. *Wheelchair*
We only have one enchilada left, but don't worry wheelchair.
10. *Chicken* *wing*
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.
11. *Harassment*
My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her honey harassment nothing to me.
12. *Bishop*
My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.
13. *Body wash*
I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.
14. *Budweiser*
That women over there has a nice body, budweiser face so ugly?
Ok so it's probably a bit racist. But it's still funny.
1. *Cheese*
The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but cheese fat.
2. *Mushroom*
When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.
3. *Shoulder*
My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I shoulder.
4. * Texas *
My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!
5. *Herpes*
Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.
6. *July*
Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!
7. *Rectum*
I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!
8. *Chicken*
I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.
9. *Wheelchair*
We only have one enchilada left, but don't worry wheelchair.
10. *Chicken* *wing*
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.
11. *Harassment*
My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her honey harassment nothing to me.
12. *Bishop*
My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.
13. *Body wash*
I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.
14. *Budweiser*
That women over there has a nice body, budweiser face so ugly?
CR55
It's just a little surface rust!
Funny David!!!!!!!...[cl...CR
hotrod preacher
"Official RRR Chaplain"
wondered if anybody would see the flawed theology of my statement
God asked Adam what happened--he blamed Eve
God asked Eve what happened--she blamed the serpent
God asked the serpent what happened--but he didn't have a leg to stand on
Had a neighbor stop by the garage with a buddy in his 31 Chevy roadster /w flathead. Nice shiney traditional rod. Discussed cars and local shows for a little while, and asked about each others cars, etc. He seemed to be 'confused' about many of my answers to his occasional questions:
The motor been built up? - Guess a kid put a bigger cam in it. Last guy never even started it...
What's the rear? - The one from the Cutlass frame.
How about seats? - Whatever I can make fit, I guess....
What's the front end? - Cutlass.
A few holes, but pretty solid. - Yeah, I might even fix some of the bigger ones...
At least he didn't ask what color I was going to paint it.
Seemed kinda confused that I was proud to only have 3,000$ into so far and 1/2 that was for the air-ride...
The motor been built up? - Guess a kid put a bigger cam in it. Last guy never even started it...
What's the rear? - The one from the Cutlass frame.
How about seats? - Whatever I can make fit, I guess....
What's the front end? - Cutlass.
A few holes, but pretty solid. - Yeah, I might even fix some of the bigger ones...
At least he didn't ask what color I was going to paint it.
Seemed kinda confused that I was proud to only have 3,000$ into so far and 1/2 that was for the air-ride...
