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maverickmk
Rebel Rodder
Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north.
After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard.
They pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.
'I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed,' she explained. 'I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house.'
'Don't worry,' Jack said. 'We'll be happy to sleep in the barn, and if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light'. The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night.
Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.
But about nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney.
It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend.
He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, 'Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up north about 9 months ago?'
'Yes, I do.' said Bob
'Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?'
'Well, um, yes!, Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out, 'I have to admit that I did.'
'And did you happen to give her my name instead of telling her your name?'
Bob's face turned beet red and he said, 'Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy, I'm afraid I did.' 'Why do you ask?'
'She just died and left me everything.'
After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard.
They pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.
'I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed,' she explained. 'I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house.'
'Don't worry,' Jack said. 'We'll be happy to sleep in the barn, and if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light'. The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night.
Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.
But about nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney.
It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend.
He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, 'Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up north about 9 months ago?'
'Yes, I do.' said Bob
'Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?'
'Well, um, yes!, Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out, 'I have to admit that I did.'
'And did you happen to give her my name instead of telling her your name?'
Bob's face turned beet red and he said, 'Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy, I'm afraid I did.' 'Why do you ask?'
'She just died and left me everything.'
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smallfoot
He's rockin' the "Nuttin Special"!
After my recent Colonoscopy Exam, which by the way was one of the most thorough examinations I've ever had, the Doctor left the room and the nurse came in.
After she shut the door, she asked me a question I didn't want to hear...
She said...."Who was that guy?"
After she shut the door, she asked me a question I didn't want to hear...
She said...."Who was that guy?"
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8literbeater
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not so sure about this one
https://phoenix.craigslist.org/nph/cto/5496780837.html
Parisienne, 1954 Ford Conv. - $35 (Arizona)
1954 Parisienne, Ford Conv.
fuel: gas
title status: clean
transmission: manual
PARISIENNE, 1954 FORD CONV.
Radical custom from the 50's, this was Korky's from Korky Custom City in LA.
Lincoln 430 CUI, tri-power, 3 speed overdrive, chopped 1/2 top, complete. Needs total restoration, all there, not running. $35,000, OBO. Serious offer only. Please look up details on internet.
Watch for owner on "Fast and Loud" show, Episode "Revving up a '69 Riviera" aired Feb. 15th & ongoing. He built the ORIGINAL BATMOBILE & worked extensively with George Barris & Korky.
Contact Michael Gale Black (928) 899-9059
[cl Oh right. Thirty-five thousand dollars! Serious offers only! HAHAHAha
https://phoenix.craigslist.org/nph/cto/5496780837.html
Parisienne, 1954 Ford Conv. - $35 (Arizona)
1954 Parisienne, Ford Conv.
fuel: gas
title status: clean
transmission: manual
PARISIENNE, 1954 FORD CONV.
Radical custom from the 50's, this was Korky's from Korky Custom City in LA.
Lincoln 430 CUI, tri-power, 3 speed overdrive, chopped 1/2 top, complete. Needs total restoration, all there, not running. $35,000, OBO. Serious offer only. Please look up details on internet.
Watch for owner on "Fast and Loud" show, Episode "Revving up a '69 Riviera" aired Feb. 15th & ongoing. He built the ORIGINAL BATMOBILE & worked extensively with George Barris & Korky.
Contact Michael Gale Black (928) 899-9059
[cl Oh right. Thirty-five thousand dollars! Serious offers only! HAHAHAha
05snopro440
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https://phoenix.craigslist.org/nph/cto/5496780837.html
Parisienne, 1954 Ford Conv. - $35 (Arizona)
1954 Parisienne, Ford Conv.
fuel: gas
title status: clean
transmission: manual
PARISIENNE, 1954 FORD CONV.
Radical custom from the 50's, this was Korky's from Korky Custom City in LA.
Lincoln 430 CUI, tri-power, 3 speed overdrive, chopped 1/2 top, complete. Needs total restoration, all there, not running. $35,000, OBO. Serious offer only. Please look up details on internet.
Watch for owner on "Fast and Loud" show, Episode "Revving up a '69 Riviera" aired Feb. 15th & ongoing. He built the ORIGINAL BATMOBILE & worked extensively with George Barris & Korky.
Contact Michael Gale Black (928) 899-9059
[cl Oh right. Thirty-five thousand dollars! Serious offers only! HAHAHAha
If you google it, it's the car he says it is and you can see photos from back in the day. Still a lot of coin for what's there...
Did some searching, this thing looked cool at one time then they re-did it and it looks horrible!
http://www.kustomrama.com/index.php?title=Richard_Korkes%27_1954_Ford
Click the link and scroll most of the way to the bottom of the page.
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8literbeater
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Oh yeah, I believe it to be the car with the history they claim. It's the "needs total restoration" and the "not running" part. It used to be a show car. It used to be something. It's a train wreck now.
I say that after watching the magic that you guys perform on some barely recognizable chunks of rust. This car just has no appeal left. It would take a professional car builder, and a desire, to rebuild it. I just can't see anyone wanting to resurrect that car.
Anyway, the guy has had it for 20 years, and he's been selling it for 5 years. He used to work for George Barris, and he still never rebuilt the car.
If I was selling that car, I'd ask $4,000 and take anything near $3,000. Then I sure wouldn't wait 5 years for it to sell.
I say that after watching the magic that you guys perform on some barely recognizable chunks of rust. This car just has no appeal left. It would take a professional car builder, and a desire, to rebuild it. I just can't see anyone wanting to resurrect that car.
Anyway, the guy has had it for 20 years, and he's been selling it for 5 years. He used to work for George Barris, and he still never rebuilt the car.
If I was selling that car, I'd ask $4,000 and take anything near $3,000. Then I sure wouldn't wait 5 years for it to sell.
hotrod preacher
"Official RRR Chaplain"
will be very hard to find someone willing to dish out 35 grand for a restoration project- that isn't a numbers matching muscle car...
when it comes to customs, the more radical the customization, the more difficult to find a buyer... just my 2 cents worth...
and that car is definitely RADICAL...
when it comes to customs, the more radical the customization, the more difficult to find a buyer... just my 2 cents worth...
and that car is definitely RADICAL...
maverickmk
Rebel Rodder
Two good ol' boys in a Alabama trailer park were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer after getting off work at the local Nissan plant.
After a while the 1st guy says to the 2nd, "If'n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday & make love to your wife while you was off huntin' and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?"
The 2nd guy crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question.
Finally, he says, "Well, I don't know about kin, but it would make us even!"
After a while the 1st guy says to the 2nd, "If'n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday & make love to your wife while you was off huntin' and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?"
The 2nd guy crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question.
Finally, he says, "Well, I don't know about kin, but it would make us even!"
maverickmk
Rebel Rodder
After being married for 48 years, a wife asked her husband to describe her.
He looked at her for a while, then said, "You're an alphabet wife . . . A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."
She asks, "What the hell does that mean?"
He said, “Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fabulous, Gorgeous, and Hot".
She smiled happily and said, "Oh that's so lovely, but what about I, J, K?"
He said, - "I'm Just Kidding!"
The swelling in his eye is going down and the doctor is fairly optimistic about saving his testicles.
He looked at her for a while, then said, "You're an alphabet wife . . . A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."
She asks, "What the hell does that mean?"
He said, “Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fabulous, Gorgeous, and Hot".
She smiled happily and said, "Oh that's so lovely, but what about I, J, K?"
He said, - "I'm Just Kidding!"
The swelling in his eye is going down and the doctor is fairly optimistic about saving his testicles.
