It's great to see some people keep their sense of humor right up until the end. There is a tombstone in an old cemetery in Key West Florida, and the inscription reads "See, I told you I was sick!"
One time I was having a couple of beers with my Sons and Don said to me "so Dad, when you die, which one of us gets your '27?" I told him "Neither of you, I am going to be buried in it!"