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[CR55]

I saw this on another site and thought you would enjoy. Seems the guy went out to put a charger on his battery and when he opened the hood........[S

 

[Bonehead]

'Possum Power! ( like putting a tiger in your tank)

 

[Sniper]

I had an old Dodge pick up that ran on 'Possum Power', you could tell cause it would play dead now and then.

 

[earthman]

Put a wheel in there for the possum to run in, hook a belt to the back axle,everybodys happy

 

[hotrod preacher]

my turn for a snappy possum comeback



...........we know it wasn't in arkansas b/c it would have been supper....[dr



do we not have a smiley for YUCK?!!?

 

[earthman]

my turn for a snappy possum comeback



...........we know it wasn't in arkansas b/c it would have been supper....[dr



do we not have a smiley for YUCK?!!?

 

[dyce51]

LMAO!!!!!! Thats one BIG possum!!!!!!!!

 

[Gearhead10]

Quik! grab a bat and I'll bet you he'll play possum!

If I'd open the hood and see that I'd be smellin poop shortly after.

 

[RoddingRon]

I had an old Dodge pick up that ran on 'Possum Power', you could tell cause it would play dead now and then.

That's just to funny[cl

 

[rockb1]

man I sure am glad we dont have that problem by us. That would be a scary thing to find under the hood of my car

 

[goose-em]

Thats one smart possum right there I tell you. Maybe he will start going to car shows.

 

[Big Block]

I would have wet myself had I opened up the hood and found that staring back at me!

 

[Bonehead]

Kind of looks like one of those stuffed rats you see on cars at the car show.

 

[earthman]

Well you know it's coming........possum rods!

 

[hotrod preacher]

Well you know it's coming........possum rods!

just trying to figure out where they will land on the "hotrod/showcar social-status ladder"....
i mean really a possum is as low as a rat, but bigger in size-maybe feared more.....so do we file it as possum rod then rat rod then hotrod then streetrod then showcar.......[S (prob. too much time and imagination-that's the only excuse/reason for this ramble..)

well i know that where ever it lands there will be elitists of possumrodders too.....YOU don't have a possumrod unless its JUST LIKE THE POSSUMRODDERS HANDBOOK SAYS...

 

[streetmod]

Possum Stew
two cans of tomatoe sauce
three cans of cooked tomatoes

1/2 thickly sliced warthog meat(mainly for flavor)

a big bag of pasta noodles (any redneck kind will do)

salt and pepper

1/2 possum (other 1/2 can be used for breakfast possum-omlettes)

Fry bacon in big gramma kettle, over mid. size fire, then fry possum in the grease till golden brown. Take the meat out, then add enough water to pot to fill 2/3 way and then boil noodles. Once cooked add both things of tomatoes to kettle and meat and add enough salt and pepper to old granny's taste. Cook all together for a bout 1 hour simmering over low fire to sautee.
Bone Appa Teet.
--Anonymous (But not the same one who wrote "Primary Colors")

 

[Sniper]

Don't know if I could eat something that ugly, but then I don't know what's in weiners either........maybe just as well!

 

[hotrod preacher]

Possum Stew
two cans of tomatoe sauce
three cans of cooked tomatoes

1/2 thickly sliced warthog meat(mainly for flavor)

a big bag of pasta noodles (any redneck kind will do)

salt and pepper

1/2 possum (other 1/2 can be used for breakfast possum-omlettes)

Fry bacon in big gramma kettle, over mid. size fire, then fry possum in the grease till golden brown. Take the meat out, then add enough water to pot to fill 2/3 way and then boil noodles. Once cooked add both things of tomatoes to kettle and meat and add enough salt and pepper to old granny's taste. Cook all together for a bout 1 hour simmering over low fire to sautee.
Bone Appa Teet.
--Anonymous (But not the same one who wrote "Primary Colors")

....seems as though you forgot to mention how many hungry hillbillies that this recipe will feed.....[S

 

[Sam_Fear]

Well you know it's coming........possum rods!

Are those the ones that the owner says "I'm Gonna fix it up someday," but they just sit there and rust away?

 

[Thunder1]

Possum Stew
two cans of tomatoe sauce
three cans of cooked tomatoes

1/2 thickly sliced warthog meat(mainly for flavor)

a big bag of pasta noodles (any redneck kind will do)

salt and pepper

1/2 possum (other 1/2 can be used for breakfast possum-omlettes)

Fry bacon in big gramma kettle, over mid. size fire, then fry possum in the grease till golden brown. Take the meat out, then add enough water to pot to fill 2/3 way and then boil noodles. Once cooked add both things of tomatoes to kettle and meat and add enough salt and pepper to old granny's taste. Cook all together for a bout 1 hour simmering over low fire to sautee.
Bone Appa Teet.
--Anonymous (But not the same one who wrote "Primary Colors")

As they say in Tennessee......"EAT MORE POSSUM!" Or "POSSUM, THE OTHER WHITE MEAT!" MMMMMM MMMMMMM!!! [dr

I had a dog once that hated possums. If they came anywhere near him or his food bowl - they were goners. One bite to the neck and a quick shake and that was that! I hated finding them in his pen. It was usually several days later after he partially buried them and left them there in the sun for me to find.